Unitarian Jihad.

My Unitarian Jihad Name is:
The Dagger of Sweet Reason.

Get yours.

Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if
from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be
coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.
Startling new underground group spreads lack of panic! Citizens declare
themselves "relatively unafraid" of threats of undeclared rationality.
People can still go to France, terrorist leader says.